Paul Gallo

I think Fred finally bit the bullet. I worked so hard to keep him alive, but I don't think there's anything else not even magic that can save him. If you don't know who Fred is, that's my car. I named it after a dude because naming it after a girl doesn't seem right after watching Christine, if you get my drift...

Everyone know where I can find a car for really cheap? And by cheap I mean for fifty bucks. As long as it runs, I'm sure I can do something for it...

Totally hit someone from behind today.  Didn't meant to. It was wet, the brakes are crap, and the car went Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee BOOM! The lady in the car flipped out. She said I broke her neck. I asked her how she was walking if that was possible. Then she said I gave her a herniated disc. I asked why she wasn't bending over and on the floor in absolute pain.  She went through a few more reasons until she finally settled on the fact that I might have forced her to get a papercut. Pssssssssssh, whatever.

Red XIII is in the shop for now. :(

Oh, and some advice to all of you.  Whatever you do.

Don't put twinkies on your pizza.

Your stomach will revolt and proceed to seizure and then you might throw up.   It could be, that the Twinkies were old.  However the Pizza was fresh and absolutely delicious.

That is all.

Guess who's coming back! That's right, the great Paul Gallo shall be returning to North Conway in the near future. Um, sorry I haven't used this thing in a while. I kinda forgot about it. You know, forgot about it...for...three years or so...right. Rock.

'sup my peoples? I'm so psyched to come back to New Hampshire. I like the way those people talk there. All fun and New Hampshire like. Trev talks like that, I haven't seen that guy in forever. Pepper doesn't talk like that, but I remember her too. Lindsey, you still on this thing? Mr. Wright, you still giving random pop quizzes?

Oh, Zener, how I miss thee.

Gretchie-poo-muffin, daddies say hi. :)

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